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1. Sep06

   Yuuko

   I heard this news last night as I was parking my Edsel on the lower slope of Venus. A small Venutian with eleevn heads filled in the details.Here’s the deal:Mike Bloomberg will be transfered to a BP station in Queens to pump gas under the auspices of Achmed.The Knicks will loan Lady Gaga to the Cleveland Museum Antiquites department.Three planets in the solar system will be put in escrow for the camping and beach crowd in Akron.LeBron will promise to wear # 28.4 million to assure all New Yorkers that he really is ours.LeBron’s mom will break it off with Delonte and get a shot at A-Rod.Mike Brin will retire to a Jesuit elderly facility in Estonia.Spike Lee will make a blockbuster movie on the Prison Tapes of Mumia -starring Lebron.Tiny Fey will sing the National Anthem at Lebron’s first game disguised as Harriet Tubman.Every child born in the tri-state area for the next four years will be called: You guessed it !GO KNICKS !

2. Sep08

   Marissa

   it even better than Jordan: If you’re the two-time dendfeing NBA MVP, you don’t leave anywhere. They come to you. That’s ridiculous. I like LeBron. He’s a great player. But I don’t think in the history of sports you can find a two-time dendfeing MVP leaving to go play with other people.